Grace Ellen Schumann

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I have a middle name now! Thanks for your help!

Dad has decided to name me Grace Ellen Schumann. A nice man named Ron suggested it:

Say all three names, "Grace Ellen Schumann." Listen to how all three flow together. It flows. It's lovely. And she can go by Ellie. Which is nice. And beats the heck out of Liz. And for God's sake, don't use Matilda. You might as well make her middle name Bertha. Don't work anymore. (And there is always the Echo of Gracie Allen.)

My baby pictures

I'm a baby. Ergo, here are my baby pictures.

  1. [image would be here] Mommy gets ready for her surgery.
  2. [image would be here] Daddy looks confident. Easy for him, nobody's gutting him like a fish.
  3. [image would be here] Mommy's anesthesiologist (background) and nurse (foreground) take yet another medical history. Mommy has had a few interesting medical events, so each time someone takes a history it runs a while.
  4. [image would be here] Daddy is scrubbed and ready to go.
  5. [image would be here] The view from Mommy's hospital room. She has good insurance.
  6. [image would be here] Is that a foot? I'm not sure.
  7. [image would be here] Born back-end first, just like my big sister.
  8. [image would be here] I'm out. I'm a mess.
  9. [image would be here] I don't even remember what they were doing here.
  10. [image would be here] Very important: they're saving my cord blood in case someone needs it for a stem cell transplant.
  11. [image would be here] The medical crew gets busy sewing Mommy back together.
  12. [image would be here] I'm cleaned off and ready to take on the world!

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